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THERES NO WAY IVE GOTTEN THIS FAT?!
Jersey is sitting on the couch snacking away when she gets a message from the drummer of her band. They’ve been asked to play the biggest punk festival in New Zealand! How exciting!
Jersey is so stoked, it’s been months since she’s performed and she’s itching to get back on stage! This gig is a huge deal, heaps of famous New Zealand punk bands will be there, talk about a crucial gig for her career!
Sure she’s been sitting around being a lot lazier than usual, taking heaps of snack breaks, and ordering takeout several times a week, but that doesn’t mean she’s gained weight! Right?
Just to be sure she decides to try on some gig outfits and do a test run to make sure she’s gig ready! As soon as she tries to pull up her signature animal print outfit, she realises something isn’t right. She can’t even pull it up over her huge ass! And getting it over her belly? Forget about it!
She’s still in total denial and thinks someone must have washed her outfit and shrunk it, even when she gets it on her ass is hanging out of the bottom and it’s cutting off circulation to her massive belly! It might be embarrassing if it wasn’t so hot watching her struggle completely in denial of how fat she’s gotten.
She tries to get the energy to practice rallying the crowd, but she’s soon out of breath and wondering if maybe she really is out of shape! What is she gonna do? How is she gonna play this gig when she’s SO FUCKING FAT!?
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