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Babe, I am trying to pack for my business conference and nothing is fitting… why is that? Oooh wait! 🔥🎂Intro Pricing for the first few hours!🎂you brought me home Panera cookies, scones and a chocolate frapp! YUM
Tell me, Why am I out of breath from walking up a flight of stairs?
How come I can barely button my jeans anymore?
When you ask if I want dessert my whole body vibrates with excitement…..
I never used to be like this before I started dating you.
Are you fattening me up?!
You love to bring me home sweets, you get hard seeing my outgrow my clothes and you praise my body like I am Aphrodite and show me off like I am your prized hog…
Was this your plan all along?
I could lose the weight you know…. There must be willpower under these pounds of fat! I just need to fight it, not give into these amazing temptations…. If only….
Damn. I guess I love being your Feedee just too much.