About This File
Quarantine may be over, but I haven’t stopped doing any of the greedy, gluttonous things I got addicted to during all that time on the couch. Noticeably fatter than in Quarantine Gains DGAF, I drink beer on top of an already bloated, stuffed, fat gut, and belch as much as I talk about being fat, greedy and lazy, how I love it, don’t want to stop, and can’t hide any of my gain anymore, eventually waddling up and down the room for you, showing you the ways I used to be able to kind of hide things that now only hi light how much jiggling fat I’ve added to my frame. I’ve never looked, felt, or acted so fat and sloppy.