Stuffing my mouth with choco-cake instead of working out in gym!

Here's the reality: every month my boyfriend gives me money to pay for my gym membership but I use it to buy junk food to gorge myself on while I should be in the gym sweating from my every pore!
Look what I found at the grocery store today: a triple chocolate cake. Of course so as not to arouse suspicion with dirty dishes, I can't use a spoon and have to eat it with my hands. I gorge myself on the cake while enjoying some adorable fat talks. After finishing the cake, I calculate the calories, in a few minutes I have ingested the daily calories of an adult! Opsie..