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I'm getting dressed for a first date and I am so excited! I want to look super cute and I know nothing shows off my ass better than Jeans!
I pull on my favorite pair only to realize they're suddenly too small. After much huffing, puffing and struggling I manage to button the pants. Out of breath but victorious, I decide it's time to try a different pair of jeans - its obvious this pair must have shrunk in the wash.
The next pair seems awfully snug, especially around my hips and ass! They used to be my favorite skinny jeans but now they are beyond skin tight - that's so weird two pairs of my favorite pants have shrunk
Unfazed, I admire my enormous form and try on a third pair- only to discover I can't even button these jeans! No matter how much I try to suck it in, they won't close! My massive gut doesn't fit!
Maybe my clothes didn't shrink after all!
Could I be.. Too Fat for Jeans?!
