About This File
8 Flavors
96 Ounces
1 Belly
I’m back with another carbonation extravaganza! 🎉 This time, instead of 5 different takes on the same flavor, I’m out to compare and conquer 8 different flavors of gourmet soda pop!🥤
First, I sample each flavor and reveal my favorites. Then, the chug champ returns as I toss back the first bottle with ease. But just when I’m feeling confident, I realize this soda is a whole different animal compared to the last! It’s not long before I erupt with bubbles, from big belches to little fizzy burplets and everything in between. 👅
What started as a power chug has now slowed to a trickle as I gulp and burp my way closer to my record of 5 bottles. My little shirt begins to creep further and further up. My shorts are straining so hard against my expanding middle, I have to unfasten them and let my belly *pop* out in order to carry on. There’s no way I’ll get them buttoned again after this.
Will I emerge triumphant or suffer a sweet, yet bitter defeat?
BONUS: before and after measurements to see how much I blew up!
Love the chug? Watch the first installment of Sample ’n Stuff: Root Beer Bloat 🍺
Edited by Miss September
