About This File
In this edition of Sample 'n Stuff, we have six different flavors of one of my all-time favorite desserts: 🥧pie🥧. Gooey, flaky, steamy heaven in a tin 🤤
First is the judgement phase👩⚖️. I excitedly taste one delectable bite from each variety to see which among them earns high honors. But don’t worry, this restraint doesn’t last long. Once a winner is declared, it’s time to see just how many pies I can put away. These are mini pies, but together there is easily more than one full-sized pie to be tackled.
Now is the devouring phase👅. My apron comes off, revealing a belly-hugging, racy red pencil skirt. I begin to chomp and ‘mmm’ my way through one pie, then another, then another. Crust and filling flying, my once demure little cardigan slowly pops open button by button. Finally, my fork is not fast enough and I take the conveniently-sized desserts directly in hand.
Around the fourth pie, I’m starting to get seriously stuffed. All this gobbling of hot filling has me breaking out in a sweat. 🥵 Can I really fit all six? I'm damn sure gonna try.
Once filled to capacity with my indulgence, lipstick all but rubbed away, my belly is begging to be set free. I release it from its spandex prison with great relief and sit back to feel and admire the fullness. Plenty of moans, groans, sighs, and maybe a few burps escape along with my swollen middle. I’m feeling very accomplished…and I’m already thinking of what I’ll sample next time. 🤔😏
Edited by Miss September