Imagine if we got fat together!

Such an amazing video! Nikki is so seductive and persuasive, describing her dreams of fattening you up while showing off every angle of her own growing form. It'll make you undeniably horngry and throw any desire to diet to the wind.  

And to think, I had been doing so well -- 

I had thrown out all my carbs: the pastas, the loafs of white bread, the cookies. 

Dumped all my Dr. Pepper down the drain. 

Gotten myself a nice gym membership and an appointment with a personal trainer. 

Then Nikki came along with this video. 

And so I went back to Whole Foods. 

I bought double the pasta with extra jars of creamy alfredo sauce, the loafs of white bread, and boxes upon boxes of cookies. 

Poured myself a cold Dr. Pepper. 

I'm supposed to meet that personal trainer tomorrow,

but I'm already through my second row of Oreos.

 Big big Nikki, your gonna make a big man of me!