Are you even trying??

I am so disappointed in you. I thought we agreed we were both going to get fat! Look at me! I've clearly been maintaining my end of the deal. You should have way more jiggle on you if you were actually pigging out too like we'd discussed. Take some tips from me on how to add some fat to that frame, or be prepared for me to do it for you. Unless that's what you've been counting on this whole time...