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after an interview, i stopped and grabbed a quick burger, fries and a large coke because god forbid i eat anything without a giant soda to help me to wash it all down. i finish the burger in what feels like seconds. i shove some fries in my mouth and then chug the soda down as quickly as i can. i forgot how full soda really makes me. my belly grows so much as i chug this soda. (i think i'm gonna have to do soda chugs more often.)
i finish this soda even though my belly truly feels like it can't take a single thing more. this of course means lots of burping. i show you my big, bloated belly at as many angles as i can considering i can barely move in my car at this point.
