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You've been blaming it on your clothes shrinking in the wash. Or perhaps you're just bloated? Maybe it's just your imagination, even.
But the truth is you've been getting fatter.
But how??
You're always so careful and active, right?
I mean sure, you've been slipping up and indulging a little more often (with my encouragement, of course) and even skipping the gym.
But is that really the reason you can barely button your trousers?
Well, I have to confess that the reason you've been turning into a flabby fatty is me.
Some of it has been obvious, like the fast food and enticing you to skip the gym, but I've also been adding extra calories to all of your meals.
Now don't be upset, sweetie. I knew if I asked you to get fat with me you might not do it.
Don't be upset, sweetie. I know that deep down you wanted this.
